The best man practiced his speech in the bathroom mirror for twenty minutes. We all heard it twice.

Someone’s uncle taught the DJ a dance. The DJ now does that dance.

Two of the bridesmaids swapped shoes halfway through the night and nobody noticed.

The flower girl gave a full review of the cake to anyone who asked. And to people who didn’t.

The best man practiced his speech in the bathroom mirror for twenty minutes. We all heard it twice.

Someone’s uncle taught the DJ a dance. The DJ now does that dance.

Two of the bridesmaids swapped shoes halfway through the night and nobody noticed.

The flower girl gave a full review of the cake to anyone who asked. And to people who didn’t.

The photographer and I had a full conversation about bread. Best talk of the night.

There was a secret snack table. I will not say where.

Grandma out-danced everyone under thirty. That’s the tea.

I caught two guests practicing the bouquet toss before the bouquet toss.

The photographer and I had a full conversation about bread. Best talk of the night.

There was a secret snack table. I will not say where.

Grandma out-danced everyone under thirty. That’s the tea.

I caught two guests practicing the bouquet toss before the bouquet toss.